That’s right… Santa is the Devil…
But not for the reasons I had imagined. My guess was because he’s become the symbol of inspiration for rampant consumerism and a big old gold “$” on a chain hanging around a pimped-out baby Jesus’ neck.
Apparently… even with the chunk of information this fellow provides… it’s just because Santa and Satan contain the same letters. Using this new-age logic I’ve realigned my search for God to a search for Dog… found a terrier down the road and am now just waiting for him to yoink me up to heaven.
